“You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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“You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.”
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“You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.”
