“I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk.” DrunkShopsBottlesDiamondJunkDrunkennessPawnsPawn Shops Author:Leonard Cohen
“A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on we changed it to "Acapella" when we were walking out of the pawn shop.” HumorFunnyNamesChangedWalkingBandIntenseShopsInjuredPawnsRigorWalking OutRigor MortisMortuaryPawn Shops Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.” IfsMightSourceIncomePrimariesShopsRedneckPawnsYou Might Be A Redneck IfPrimary SourcePawn Shops Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Incredibly, while these 18 to 20 year-olds cannot legally buy a beer, cannot purchase a bottle of wine and cannot order a drink in a bar, right now they can walk into any gun shop, any pawn shop, any gun show, anywhere in America and buy a handgun.” YearsShowsAmericaOrderWalksDrinkRight NowGunWineBarsBeerShopsBottlesPawnsHandgunsBottles Of WinePawn Shops Author:Al Gore
“When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.” WantHas BeensMightBusinessShopsOscarsAcademyPawnsPawn Shops Author:Woody Allen