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“My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.”

Quote by Bob Monkhouse

Book:Crying With Laughter: My Life Story

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Crying With Laughter: My Life Story

This memoir delves into the author's unique journey, capturing the highs and lows of their existence with a blend of laughter and tears. more

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Bob Monkhouse, a British writer born on June 1, 1928, and passed away on December 29, 2003, was renowned for his humorous writing style and unique comedic talent. His works spanned across various domains including theater, radio, and television. more

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