“I saw an amazing shirtless ventrioloquist once, I didn't see her lips move once”
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Famous Barry Cryer Quotes
“They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.”
“Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?”
“Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.”
“I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?”