“You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer. If you visit a scientist's house on a sultry August day, you'll find a cheerful fire roaring on the hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he is and drinking heavily.”
Quote by Dave Barry
Work
All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist
In 'All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist,' readers are treated to a selection of Dave Barry's most enduring works. The collection includes his distinctive brand of humor, characterized by sharp wit and clever observations, making it an ideal read for fans of Barry's work. Each book within the collection is a testament to Barry's ability to make light of everyday situations, offering both laughter and thoughtful commentary. more
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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