“We'd also have to infiltrate the army too, because they are well trained to kill us all.” Quote by John Lennon
“I think it's false, shallow, to be giving to others when your own need is great. The idea is not to comfort people, not to make them feel better but to make them feel worse, to constantly put before them the degradations and humiliations they go through to get what they call a living wage.” PeopleThinkingNeedsGivingFeelsIdeasComfortFeel BetterShallowHumiliationDegradationLiving WageGiving To Others Author:John Lennon
“Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.” TryingHumansMeanPainStruggleConditionsFiguresLaughterHuman ConditionGigsNo Pain Author:Lenny Bruce
“Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.” StruggleFourLettersClothingsShelterFour Letter Words Author:Lenny Bruce
“I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.” BigsCatBossBiblicalNeanderthals Author:Lenny Bruce
“Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different. We were a rare breed - spotting one of us was like pinning a space alien, or abdominal snowman. There were maybe a hundred stand-ups in the whole country when I was doing it.” PeopleDifferentCountryWholeSpaceLaughingHundredAliensKicksMaking People LaughSnowmanSpace AliensAbdominals Author:Lenny Bruce
“My only challenge was to tell my truth, man... figure out what I had to say. These days, it's not enough to boost that roomful of strangers. The young comic spends all their time trying to sound different from the million other jokesters grabbing for the mic.” MenTryingDifferentEnoughYoungSoundChallengesMillionsFiguresStrangerComicThese DaysBoostGrabbingMicsMy Truth Author:Lenny Bruce
“What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.” EndsLaughingComedyTherapyShockShock Therapy Author:Lenny Bruce
“I was a Jew talking about Goyim religion. If I had just stuck to Moses, everything would have been cool. But, copping to being part of the whole Christ murder conspiracy got everyone goose-stepping again.” IfsHas BeensWholeChristTalkingMurderJewStuckConspiracyMosesGeeseGoyim Author:Lenny Bruce
“The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central.” ComedyWallHammersDowntownBarnsCrooks Author:Lenny Bruce
“Every group, every system has a set of values and morals and when you get outside those, then the alarms ring. I was politically incorrect to 95% of the country; luckily my 5% had the bread to come see me.” CountryValuesMoralGroupsRingsBreadAlarmsValues And Morals Author:Lenny Bruce