“My favorite sport is football. I'm a die hard Steelers fan. Favorite players were Hines Ward and Greg Lloyd.” Quote by Anthony Jeselnik
“It seemed fun to play a villain on stage and I wanted my jokes to be so good that I could just calmly tell them on stage.” PlayWantedFunStageJokesVillain Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes. I also don't like complaining about society or whining about my life on stage.” StillsStageSmartJokesComplainingComedianOne LinerWhiningOne Line Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.” WritingWantedComedy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.” Has BeensMatterNaturalTeachGrowing UpGrowingSubjectsFascinatedOffensiveSubject Matter Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.” PeopleWholeLaughingShockThrowingNow And ThenToesFastballs Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same.” PeopleThinkingKnowsPersonsWould BeComedyFootballOffensiveLinemanLinemenOffensive Lineman Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“A fashion icon to me is somebody who has, the first person who struck you and introduced you to the world of fashion, and that person is my mom.” WorldFirstsPersonsFashionMomMy MomIconsFirst PersonFashion Icon Author:Nicole Richie
“I'm hugely inspired by music. I am a big listener of 60's and 70's classic rock. And i really just love the overall freedom of that time, of the late 60's and 70's. I love that you had so many different ways of expressing yourself, fashion was really one of them, the idea of clashing didn't exist, and people were using clothes as an opportunity to express who they were. That is inspiring to me - you could mix textiles, fabrics, you were 100% who you were, and that's where my main inspiration comes from.” PeopleWayIdeasDifferentBigsInspirationOpportunityRocksFashionLateClothesInspiredDifferent WaysClassicFabricListenersExpress YourselfTextilesClassic Rock Author:Nicole Richie
“I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.” ThinkingFirstsStuffBrilliantLimitationOne LinerOne Line Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.” ThinkingTryingI CanReasonJokesAlbumsNo ReasonRetiring Author:Anthony Jeselnik