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“I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.”

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Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney, born in January 1977, is a talented comedian known for his unique sense of humor. His style is characterized by sharp satire and self-deprecation, and he is well-loved by audiences for his work. more

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