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“The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.”

Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Book:Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of . . .

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Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of . . .

This book delves into the various escapades and written works that have sparked debate and controversy within the Republican Party, offering a glimpse into the personalities and events that have shaped its public image. more

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P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more

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