“You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!”
Quote by Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard is a British comedian known for his unique performance style and profound social commentary. Born on February 7, 1962, he began his career in 1981 and is recognized for his humor and satire. Izzard is also notable for his public discussions on transgender issues and his identity, making him a prominent figure in contemporary comedy. more
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