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“By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.”

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Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart, born on November 28, 1962, is an American satirist, comedian, writer, and television host. He is best known for his work on 'The Daily Show', where he used satire and humor to deeply analyze American politics and social issues. more

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