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“I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men”

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“I spilled my cup of coffee straight onto my crotch. Superior heat retention has its drawbacks. I grimaced as the scalding liquid reached ground zero, but as I did my best to angle my jeans away from the Resnick family's last hope, my seatmate decided to dispose of her hoodie. I juggled two pressing needs: 1) Protect the nethers. 2) Leer”

Humor Humour

Book:Zero Sight

Source: Zero Sight

“It is a curiously moving experience, to hear 350 sailors uttering the words "Oh shit!" in eleven different languages.”

Humor Humour

Book:The Emperor's Coloured Coat: In Which Otto Prohaska, Hero of the Habsburg Empire, Has an Interesting Time While Not Quite Managing to Avert the First World War

Source: The Emperor's Coloured Coat: In Which Otto Prohaska, Hero of the Habsburg Empire, Has an Interesting Time While Not Quite Managing to Avert the First World War

“No, but if I were an illegal, experimental replicant hiding the truth of an international conspiracy I would try and put myself out of the way of those investigating it, wouldn't you? I don't think hiding under a bed will be very successful. But, if you've any better idea of what the deadly robot assassin is up to, please feel free to act upon it.”

Humour Investigation Robots Assassins

Book:Reality 36

Source: Reality 36

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”

Life Acting Humour

Author:Greg Curtis

“But neither could compare with the gargantuan natural edifice that was the mountain upon which Nachtstürm Castle rose. It was a mountain made of the darkness between two lightning bolts. It was made less of earth than Stygian frost. Whole towns fell away as they ascended, as though the ranks of black and frowning conifers waged war against the humans below. Even the path – rather narrow and rarely straight – seemed less made by centuries of pilgrim feet and more by the trace of some careless demon’s claw. It was, in fact, perfect.”

Humour Jane Austen Northanger Abbey Nachtsturm Castle

Book:Nachtstürm Castle: A Gothic Austen Novel

Source: Nachtstürm Castle: A Gothic Austen Novel

“So it was perfectly possible that there were men who liked shopping, men who understood exactly what it was all about, but Mma Ramotwe had yet to meet such a man. Maybe they existed elsewhere - in France, perhaps - but they did not seem to be much in evidence in Botswana.”

Humour French Mma Ramotswe

Book:The Saturday Big Tent Wedding Party

Source: The Saturday Big Tent Wedding Party

“Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.”

Humour

Book:Feet Of Clay

Source: Feet Of Clay

“Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting a ship and limpets clinging to a rock.”

Humour

Book:The Edible Woman

Source: The Edible Woman

“The more time you spend thinking about yourself, the more suffering you will experience.”

Happiness Joy Suffering Compassion

Book:The Book of Joy: Lasting Happiness in a Changing World

Source: The Book of Joy: Lasting Happiness in a Changing World

“As you can see, the hyphen is a nasty, tricky, evil little mark that gets its kicks igniting arguments in newsrooms and trying to make everyone in the English-speaking world look like an idiot - it's the Bill Maher of punctuation.”

Language Humour

Book:Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies: A Guide to Language for Fun and Spite

Source: Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies: A Guide to Language for Fun and Spite

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