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“Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.”

Quote by Molly Harper

Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

In this engaging and witty novel, the protagonist navigates the complexities of being a vampire while trying to maintain a semblance of a normal life. The story delves into the protagonist's journey of self-discovery and the unexpected relationships that arise from her unique condition. more

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Molly Harper is a renowned author known for her humorous and light-hearted writing style. Her works often feature elements of fantasy and romance, which have won her a wide readership. more

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“She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are.”

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Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Source: Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs." "I was curious!”

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Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

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“I wanted to call you, but I find myself feeling...awkward when it comes to you." "'Awkward' is the word du jour," I agreed. "So, I make you nervous?" "Not quite nervous," he said. "Just unsettled." I wriggled my eyebrows and inched a little closer to him. "Unsettled, that's even better.”

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Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

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“For every moment stolen from you, I'll double it in strength. For every lie told against you, I'll avenge it with peace of mind over your life. For every enemy gathering formed against you, I'll bind their words back to them. Said my Yahweh. And I said, let it be.”

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“What was that?" Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope the situation didn't escalate to the dreaded purple nurple.”

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Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Source: Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“Where do you even buy a black lace handkerchief? Widows R Us?”

Book:Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

Source: Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

“Do you think the penis ever gets tired?" Whose? Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for God's sake pal, give it a rest? Or is it all: Woo-who!! Here we go again!”

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Book:Fantasy in Death

Source: Fantasy in Death

“Just shut your mouth, you ignorant twat." "Aw, Dallas, he called me a twat. How come you get to be a bitch, but I only get to be a twat." "It's the rank," Eve told her. "You'll make bitch one day." "Thanks. That means a lot to me.”

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Book:Festive in Death

Source: Festive in Death

“Goddamn Summerset. I've told him to leave my car when I park it." "I think he did." Peabody flipped on her sunshades, pointed. "It's blocking the drive, see?" "Oh, yeah." Eve cleared her throat. The car was just as she'd left it, and fluttering in the mild breeze were a few torn articles of clothing. "Don't ask," she muttered and started to hoof it down the drive. "I wasn't going to." Peabody's voice was smooth as silk, "Speculation's more interesting.”

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Book:Rapture in Death

Source: Rapture in Death

“They were betting on my downfall, but they fell down while betting. And I'm still standing.”

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