“Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.” LooksRunningHouseInterestingStepsPromisePicksRepeatsI Promise Author:Bill Cosby
“You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!” FeelsFacesSidesBottomLipsYour FaceLapSkulls Author:Bill Cosby
“You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.” WinningChanceLightningTicketsLotteryLottery TicketWinning The Lottery Author:Bill Cosby
“This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.” PeopleHappenedOfficeConstitution Author:Bill Cosby
“The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go on forever and ever. They say what they have to say, and that's it. That was my grand dad. Some of the things he said stunned me, but his words were logical. I'll never forget them.” PeopleSaidBeautifulAbilityForgetForeverCuttingGoes OnDadConversationFatsLogicalNever ForgetBeautiful ThingsStunnedOlder People Author:Bill Cosby
“My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.” WayBelieveSaidTroubleLove YouListeningKissingFairsTreatedHugHis LoveGrandpaSay I Love YouDoing Right Author:Bill Cosby
“Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.” NamesSonAskingFatherhoodYour Son Author:Bill Cosby
“It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.” PainfulWoundsHeal Author:Bill Cosby
“I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.” NeedsChildrenDoeOur ChildrenYour ChildrenDiapersLooting Author:Bill Cosby
“We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.” PeopleWayDifferentGamesSexColorSize Author:Bill Cosby