“Have sufficient food, clothing, and fuel on hand to last at least one year.”
Quote by Ezra Taft Benson
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“You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.”
“If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.”
“You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
