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“Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.”

Quote by Zack Ryder

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Zack Ryder, born Zachary Michael Rice, is an American professional wrestler known for his unique style and iconic 'Ryder' finishing move. Born on May 14, 1985, Ryder has had a rich career in wrestling, gaining fame for his signature moves and charismatic presence. more

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