“When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When I talk to potential dates, I judge them by the smile in their lips, their smoothness of speech, and the whiteness of teeth; then I offer them the appropriate fruit, which is usually a lemon.”
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Amanda Holden
Amanda Holden is a British actress born on February 16, 1971. She is known for her roles in television series such as 'Coronation Street' and 'Suits'. Holden has a diverse career in the entertainment industry, performing in stage, film, and television. more
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