“When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.” Quote by Jim Goad
“I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.” HairBandAreasToesSantana Author:Jim Goad
“I've realized there are far more efficient and devastating methods of disturbing people than merely sloshing around in the pigpen with obvious, profane, scatological, flat-brained, grade-school offensiveness.” PeopleSchoolMethodObviousGradesFlatsEfficientDisturbingProfaneGrades In School Author:Jim Goad
“I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US president whose SAT score has been made public. I even scored higher than ex-presidential candidate Al Gore, whose SAT score was so high, it was deemed as potentially off-putting to voters.” Has BeensMadeEnoughPresidentHigherSmartTestsPresidentialSatCandidatesScoreAlsVotersArrogantExesGoreAptitudePresidential CandidateUs PresidentScholasticsSat ScoresAptitude Test Author:Jim Goad
“The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.” PeopleCriticismObjectivesShockConsistentlyBotheredAllegations Author:Jim Goad
“The idea that the reader is important enough to me that I'd tailor my words to either please or offend them always seems amusingly alien to me.” ImportantIdeasEnoughSeemsReaderPleaseAliensTailors Author:Jim Goad
“I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while she was pregnant with me.” StillsMotherFatherViolenceStomachExposedPregnantWombWere Pregnant Author:Jim Goad
“My oldest brother was stabbed thirty to forty times and strangled to death with his own belt when I was eight years old. Much of my life has been pockmarked with violence. So I had a natural interest in the topic, along with a strong home-field advantage.” YearsHas BeensHomeStrongInterestNaturalViolenceFieldsBrotherAdvantageEightThirtyFortyTopicsBelts Author:Jim Goad
“When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.” WritingGivenSubjectsAngleStrainWeathered Author:Jim Goad
