“Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.” Quote by Jerry Coleman
“That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.” MenHumorBigsFunnyGuyCan DoBaseballBig GuysSmall Man Author:Jerry Coleman
“Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.” HumorFunnyBaseballForks Author:Jerry Coleman
“George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.” HumorFunnyLostSunBaseballPops Author:Jerry Coleman
“Hardware works best when it matters the least.” MatterLiteratureHardware Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
“You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.” HumorFunnyWalksRoomsPlayerClothesBaseballMusclesLockersLocker Room Author:Jerry Coleman
“Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.” HumorFunnyBaseballGlassesRoamingRoaming Around Author:Jerry Coleman
“I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.” PeopleThinkingKnowsUseHumorBigsFunnyTalkingBaseball Author:Jerry Coleman
“Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.” MadePlayHumorFunnyBaseballHaving Fun Author:Jerry Coleman
“Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.” IfsWantHumorFunnyCitizensOfficeBaseballSundayTicketsSeniorSenior Citizen Author:Jerry Coleman
“Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.” YearsHomeHumorRunningFunnyLastsBaseballLast YearHittingHome Run Author:Jerry Coleman