“Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know” KnowsSaidSchoolJobsLastsRememberLostDatingDiedInsecureRemember WhenGrandmaDumped Author:Tom Arnold
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“If the role demands it, then naturally I will remove my clothes.” IfsRolesDemandClothesRemove Author:Ursula Andress
“TV is like theater. You can't enjoy it without a program.” EnjoyTvsProgramTheater Author:Walter Annenberg
“Peace cannot be achieved except after the cessation of military escalation and the economic and financial siege.” EconomicMilitaryFinancialSiegeEscalation Author:Yasser Arafat
“Hurricane Katrina is without question the worst natural disaster in American history.” NaturalWorstDisasterAmerican HistoryHurricanesKatrinaNatural DisasterHurricane Katrina Author:Douglas Brinkley
“There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.” LifeInspirationalInterestingBeautyStandardsAbsolutesPursuitTrue BeautyStandards Of Beauty Author:John Kenneth Galbraith
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