“He can be a great player in this league if he learns how to say two words: "I'm full."” Quote by Jerry Glanville
“The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.” ShouldersNflSurgeryLobotomy Author:Mike Ditka
“You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.” WantBoysUnionsWesternNflMessengers Author:Joe Don Looney
“Trade him for a six pack; it doesn't even have to be cold.” ColdSixTradeNflPacksSix Packs Author:Buddy Ryan