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“Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.”

Quote by Vanessa Bayer

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Vanessa Bayer, born on November 14, 1981, is a talented American actress. She is best known for her outstanding performances on 'Saturday Night Live', where she served as a cast member for several years. Bayer has made a name for herself in the entertainment industry with her humor and comedic skills. more

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