Best Zombie Apocalypse Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.”

Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

“The population, who are, ultimately, indifferent to public affairs and even to their own interests, negotiate this indifference with an equally spectral partner and one that is similarly indifferent to its own will: the government [Ie pouvoir] . This game between zombies may stabilize in the long term. The Year 2000 will not take place in that an era of indifference to time itself - and therefore to the symbolic term of the millennium - will be ushered in by negotiation. Nowadays, you have to go straight from money to money, telegraphically so to speak, by direct transfer (that is the viral side of the matter). A viral revolution, then, more akin to the Glass Bead Game than to the steam engine, and admirably personified in Bernard Tapie's playboy face. For the look of money is reflected in faces. Gone are the hideous old capitalists, the old-style industrial barons wearing the masks of the suffering they have inflicted. Now there are only dashing playboys, sporty and sexual, true knights of industry, wearing the mask of the happiness they spread all around themselves. The world put on a show of despair after 1968. It's been putting on a big show of hope since 1980. No more tears, alright? Reaganite optimism, the pump ing up of the dollar. Fabius's glossy new look. Patriotic conviviality. Reluctance prohibited. The old pessimism was produced by the idea that things were getting worse and worse. The new pessimism is produced by the fact that everything is getting better and better. Supercooled euphoria. Controlled anaesthesia. I should like to see the equivalent of Bernard Tapie in the world of business emerge in the world of concepts. Buying up failing concepts, swallowing them up, dusting them off (firing all the deadbeats who are in the way), putting them back into circulation with a dynamic virginity, sending them shooting up on the Stock Exchange and then abandoning them afterwards like dogs. Some people do this very well. It is perhaps better to save tired concepts by maintaining them in a super cooled state like unemployed labour, or locking them away in interactive data banks kept alive on a respirator.”

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Book:Cool memories

Source: Cool memories

“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.”

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Book:Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

“Mothers don’t fight to win. They fight because the end of the world is behind them, not ahead.”

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Book:The One Who Refused to Feed: The Real Horror Is What You Can't Forget

Source: The One Who Refused to Feed: The Real Horror Is What You Can't Forget

“Black Friday – (AKA Zombie Apocalypse) Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.”

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Author:Sage R Fury

“We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve.”

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Book:Zombie Apocalypse!

Source: Zombie Apocalypse!

“She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper.”

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Book:Jango's Anthem

Source: Jango's Anthem

“She found it sort of amusing. There was a time when she never would have thought to date a cop. She could not imagine how it would be having to worry every day or night and wonder if her boyfriend would get shot or killed in the line of duty. Yet, here she was lying in bed with one that she only knew for a weekend during the Zombie Apocalypse. Of course, she had a new fear. Would he get infected or killed by zombies. In a way, that also seemed funny to her. It’s something she never dreamed she’d have to worry about.”

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Book:The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

Source: The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“This is the strange thing about life, when people are confronted, they all say that the truth is what they want but when the truth disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse that only wants to destroy civilization.”

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Book:Religion: The Ultimate STD: Living a Spiritual Life without Dogmatics or Cultural Destruction

Source: Religion: The Ultimate STD: Living a Spiritual Life without Dogmatics or Cultural Destruction

“There was even a book dedicated to survival in a Zombie Apocalypse, although, at the time it was written, it was intended as a joke. Now, it was irony.”

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Book:The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

Source: The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.”

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Book:London

Source: London

“Give them another five minutes or so. I mean, it is the Zombie Apocalypse out there and they had to go across town twice making detours, just like when we came here.”

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Book:The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

Source: The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“I love my sister because if I was ever bit by a zombie, she'd shoot me between the eyes before i could register being bitten.”

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Author:Eddie Mumford

“You can’t get the blood out.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I don’t know why I told you all those things, but I did. Maybe it was because I’m a drunk, and sometimes drunks like to confess.”

“We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“This place is Hell’s waiting room.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“‘There’s no time for right or wrong,’ I said.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“The sound of him drinking was indescribable—like dirty runoff down a storm drain.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I felt a lunatic’s laugh welling up inside me.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I like to think she hates my guts a little less every hour.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“If you’d saved the girl, you’d be a hero. Next time.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life. I wondered if God would even notice.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“Drive. He’s already dead.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“‘Can’t you see what they are?’ I said. ‘They’re all dead.’”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“Dude, don’t die out here.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“‘Eighth one this week,’ he said.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“For an instant I saw before me the young girl this used to be.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an eternal twilight of longing.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I heard them tearing at it. It was the sound of mortality.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I knew then I was going to die in the street without ever seeing Holly again. All because I tried to help an old woman, proving for all eternity that no good deed goes unpunished.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“I turned to her, my whole body hard with tiredness and regret.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“A riverless silence made the air heavy.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“During our time together in this place Holly didn’t outright avoid me or treat me rudely. But she wasn’t—how do women like to put it? She wasn’t emotionally available to me.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead

“Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.”

Source: Tell Me When I'm Dead