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“You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes.”

Quote by Doug Benson

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Born on July 2, 1964, Doug Benson is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and self-deprecating humor. He has made a significant impact in the comedy world with his performances that often explore personal experiences and social phenomena in a light-hearted and humorous manner. more

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