“I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.” ArtistWishDarkGenius Author:Artie Lange
“I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.” ComicNocturnal Author:Artie Lange
“I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.” MissingRight NowResilient Author:Artie Lange
“Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.” WorldLoveInspirationalFirstsSelfDoneFallLinesInspiringKindnessRelationshipSelf EsteemThis WorldAcceptanceSelf LoveSelf ConfidenceSelf WorthEsteemThoughtfulLove LifeSelf AcceptanceInspirational LoveLove YourselfSelf CareGood LuckLoving YourselfNo LoveTime LoveSpiritual HealingAccepting YourselfRespect YourselfLove MyselfHelp YourselfI Love MyselfConfidence In YourselfInspiring LoveI Love LifeBeautiful LoveMy Self WorthJust Love YourselfConfidence And LoveLove Yourself FirstInspiring Self EsteemLove My SelfLove Your SelfLove Yourself MoreYourself And LoveAmazing LoveLove And AcceptanceBest Of LuckLoving MyselfInspirational True LoveSelf Worth And LoveConfidence LoveInspiring YourselfLove AcceptanceRomantic LifeHelp Self EsteemSelf Respect In LoveAccepting LoveSelf Respect And LoveLove LinePut Yourself FirstDone With LoveEmbrace Yourself Author:Lucille Ball
“It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.” KnowsPlayFiveFineDrawsCards Author:Artie Lange
“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” MenFallEvery ManEntitledGorgeousRed HairGingerMadly In Love Author:Lucille Ball
“Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.” IfsWantSaidSometimesSoundSubjectsAgreeIdiotInterviewsOffensiveInsultingMurphy Author:Artie Lange
“One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.” WayLifeInspirationalHardHappinessFaithPayAttitudePositivePositive ThinkingOptimismBusyPositivityActressesLifestyleProducersOptimisticComedianPositive AttitudeI've LearnedBelieve In YourselfHave FaithOptimistDiscouragedLife Is HardThink PositiveRestoringLucyPower Of Positive ThinkingFaith In YourselfLive And LearnKeep The FaithHard WayLife LearningBeing OptimisticKeep BelievingYou Live And You LearnOptimism In LifeOptimistic LifeKeep BusyPositivity And OptimismLearning The Hard WayBlind OptimismGood Optimistic Author:Lucille Ball
“Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.” ThinkingKnowsLooksDoneAbilityMillionsLike YouIncrediblesSpontaneityEntertainers Author:Artie Lange