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“It's good to be alive.”

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Artie Lange is an American actor known for his performances in comedy and television shows. Born on October 11, 1967, he began his career in the 1980s and gained recognition for his unique sense of humor and satirical style. more

“Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.”

Thinking Knows Looks Done Ability Millions Like You Incredibles Spontaneity Entertainers

Author:Artie Lange

“The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.”

Knows Stills Real Guy Morning Millions Laughing Know How Talent Models Relate Plumber Limos Real Talent

Author:Artie Lange

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.”

Firsts Political Causes Careers Died Tolerate Ruined Right Time Clay Political Correctness Correctness Andrew Dice Murphy

Author:Artie Lange

“When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.”

Character Voice Week Crazy Huge Impression Producers Sections Rehearsal Loops Impersonate

Book:Too Fat to Fish

Source: Too Fat to Fish

“All species capable of grasping this fact manage better in the struggle for existence than those which rely upon their own strength alone: the wolf, which hunts in a pack, has a greater chance of survival than the lion, which hunts alone.”

Facts Chance Existence Struggle Greater Survival Capable Species Manage Rely Lions Packs Hunts Grasping Rely Upon Lone Wolf Struggle For Existence

Author:Christian Lous Lange

“Concord, solidarity, and mutual help are the most important means of enabling animal species to survive.”

Mean Important Helping Animal Species Mutual Solidarity Enabling Mutual Help

Author:Christian Lous Lange

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