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“Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my wife. Let's just get that out in the open right now.' He didn't need to admit that. He's blind. Could have said it was an accident.”

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Greg Fitzsimmons

Greg Fitzsimmons is a renowned comedian known for his unique humor style and insightful observations. Born on April 5, 1966, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Fitzsimmons is beloved by audiences for his performances in television shows, movies, and on stage. more

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