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“Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!”

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Craig Ferguson

English biography, 120-180 words more

“And that almost killed you?" "It wasn't deep but it got infected. Infection means that the bad germs got into it. Infection's the most dangerous thing there is, Tom. Infection was what made the superflu germ kill all the people. And infection is what made people want to make the germ in the first place. An infection of the mind.”

People Want Mind Firsts Mean Made Dangerous Toms Dangerous Things Germs Infection

Book:The Stand

Source: The Stand

“I never said that. I just didn't correct you when you were, you know, wrong. Anyway, I just saved you from being burned to death, so I figure you're not allowed to be mad." -Jace”

Knows Said Figures Mad Saved Burned Jace

Author:Cassandra Clare

“Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me over.”

Life Is Rocks Radio

Author:Neil Gaiman

“The ties of blood," said Spider, "are stronger than water." Water's not strong," objected Fat Charlie.”

Said Strong Water Blood Stronger Fats Ties Spiders Charlie Not Strong

Book:Anansi Boys

Source: Anansi Boys

“I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success. And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive-undead thing. But I'd drop the whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can't possible be very good.”

Ifs Whole Girl Stars Rocks Musician Very Good Vampire Sensitive Angle Rock Star Undead Girl Love

Book:Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels

Source: Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels

“That's Collin."She panicked."He can't see you!" Don't tell me you're afraid of your own brother?"Staton seemed to think that was funny.She hated the smirk that crept over his face. She shoved him."You want Collin to kill you?Hide." That made him laugh louder."Kill me?" Stop it,"she warned him,or he'll hear you." You think I should be afraid of your brother?I'm immortal." Collin's heavy steps filled the downstairs hallway.Her heart raced.Why was life so complicated?”

Thinking Want Should Heart Made Faces Steps Laughing Brother Filled Heavy Complicated Hated Immortal Kill Me Your Brother Hallways Smirk

Author:Lynne Ewing

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