“I love the press; I even like the people that don't like me. If it wasn't for those people, no one would know who I was and I wouldn't have a gig.” PeopleIfsKnowsPressesLike MeGigsDon't Like Me Author:Criss Angel
“So then learn to conquer your fear. This is the only art we have to master nowadays: to look at things without fear, and to fearlessly do right.” InspirationalLooksArtFearMastersConquerConquer Your Fears Author:Friedrich Durrenmatt
“The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.” WinePhilosopherGreat WineGreat Philosophers Author:Michael O'Leary
“If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.” IfsFallBitsDrinkPilotsEngineersTurbulenceFalling Off Author:Michael O'Leary
“We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.” ThinkingShouldPayStupid Author:Michael O'Leary
“Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.” ThinkingLooksSleepSellsFlightContemplatingSanctityAnnouncementsNavelTrolleys Author:Michael O'Leary
“Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.” DifferentCultureInterestCoupleBeachSpainGreeceDifferent Cultures Author:Michael O'Leary
“Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.” PeopleMorningRichFlightRich PeopleFlew Author:Michael O'Leary
“I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.” TwoTodayResultsChiefsExcitementGentlemanExecutivesMaking LoveToiletsDeputiesChief Executives Author:Michael O'Leary