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“Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.”

Quote by Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla, born on May 27, 1964, is an American comedian, podcast host, author, and television personality. Known for his unique sense of humor and candid speech, he has hosted shows such as 'The Man Show' and 'The Adam Carolla Show'. Carolla's career began in comedy clubs, which later expanded to television and radio. more

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