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“Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.”

Quote by Bill Hicks

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Bill Hicks was an American comedian known for his unique style of humor and profound insights into social phenomena. His performances often featured satire and dark humor, addressing issues such as religion, politics, social problems, and personal beliefs. Hicks' career was brief, but his influence in the comedy world has endured to this day. more

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“You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.”

Thinking Walks Watches Doors News Aids These Days Cracks Unbelievable

Author:Bill Hicks

“It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.”

Looks Made Real Hard Jesus Quitting Smoking Cigarette Pussy Quit Smoking Claudia

Author:Bill Hicks

“It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.”

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Author:Bill Hicks

“I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.”

People Should Believe Christian Religion Causes Ironic Fundamentalist

Author:Bill Hicks

“So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.”

Book:Love All the People (New Edition)

Source: Love All the People (New Edition)

“How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.”

Thinking Stories Would Be Lying Decision Information News Worthy Scare Superstitions Tactics Psychedelic Lsd Scare Tactics

Author:Bill Hicks

“I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first: Iraq: 150,000, USA: 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, "I did it! Hey!"”

Firsts Mean Littles Doe Guy Numbers Thousand Hundred Iraq Nine Hey Usa Just One Fifty Tape Seventies Parades Casualties Discrepancies

Author:Bill Hicks

“Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.”

Feels Sometimes Laughing Struggle

Book:Love All the People (New Edition)

Source: Love All the People (New Edition)

“Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.”

Thinking Knows Trying Two Causes Sound Television Connections Court Definitions Supreme Artistic Merit Twins Supreme Court Pornography Gum Chewing Hmm

Author:Bill Hicks

“I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.”

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Author:Bill Hicks