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“Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time.”
“I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?”
“Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.”
“Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.”
“I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.”
“Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.”
“that's as nutty as squirrel turds”
“As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.”
“Don't pole-vault over mouse turds.”
“Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.”
“A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.”
“Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out.”