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“Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.”

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John Oliver

John Oliver, born on April 23, 1977, is a renowned British comedian. He is known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, having made a name for himself in various comedy programs as a host and writer. Oliver has achieved significant success in the comedy industry, winning multiple Emmy Awards among others. more

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