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“Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.”

Quote by Tucker Max

Book:Hilarity Ensues

Work

Hilarity Ensues

Hilarity Ensues is a work of fiction that delves into the lighter side of life, showcasing the humor found in common situations and the quirks of human behavior. more

Author

Tucker Max is an American author known for his memoirs, which are characterized by their humorous and candid storytelling, particularly about his college life and sexual experiences. Born on September 27, 1975, Max's works have gained popularity among young readers. more

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