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“When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!”

Quote by Richard J. Needham

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Richard J. Needham

Richard J. Needham, born in 1912 in the United Kingdom, was an accomplished columnist. His career spanned various fields, including literature, art, and technology. Needham was known for his accessible writing style and insightful analysis of complex topics. His work was highly regarded by both academics and the general public. more

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