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“We enact many laws that manufacture criminals, and then a few that punish them.”

Quote by Allen Tucker

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Allen Tucker, born in 1866 in the United States, was an outstanding artist. His works are renowned for their unique style and attention to detail, having a profound impact on the art world. more

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