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“We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win.”

Quote by Barry Crimmins

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Barry Crimmins is an American political satirist known for his unique brand of humor and sharp criticism of social issues. Born on July 3, 1953, he has been active in the comedy scene and public forums since the 1970s, celebrated for his satirical take on politics and culture. more

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