“Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "watever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen.”
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Janette Rallison
Janette Rallison is an American writer born in 1966. Known for her humorous and satirical style, she is particularly skilled in writing young adult literature. Rallison's works often explore the challenges and growth of adolescence, and are beloved by young readers. more
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