“I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.”
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“Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.”
“Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.”
“I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.”
Source: The Complete Works of Swami Vivekananda
“I haven't done anything wrong that I need to make up for. I am what I am in front of the world.”
“Well, something is happening in Queensland that is not happening anywhere else.”
