“Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.” GivingGoneEventsBabyGunChinaIpodsSporting Events Author:Diablo Cody
“Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!" Su-Chin: That was you.” KnowsMovingGirlWiseSeaCrazyHugeClothesFountainChinsMallsThis GirlMedsKraken Author:Diablo Cody
“We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.” InspirationalShouldWellsWisdomHumorHumanityAnimalKnowledgeLearningColdWords Of WisdomSelf ImprovementCatExperiencePhilosophicalHotCarefulBe CarefulStovesKnowledge And ExperienceWisdom And ExperienceKnowledge ExperienceWisdom Experience Author:Mark Twain
“Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right? Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?' Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?” ThinkingKindPayCompanyMillionsCostDollarsIncludingCreditSillyCardsConsumersTanksMillion DollarsCredit CardBeing Silly Author:Dave Barry
“Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.” PeopleWorldYearsArtHandsFormSportsFeetWorstTrainingMovieMartial ArtsWorld HistoryKarateHands And FeetWorst Movie Author:Dave Barry
“When the time comes to leap in faith whether you have your eyes open or closed or scream all the way down or not makes no practical difference.” WayEyeDifferencesPracticalsLeapScream Author:Lois McMaster Bujold
“Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.” PeopleEasierForgivenessForgivingHarry PotterForgivenPottersBeing WrongNumbingInspirational ForgivenessPower Of ForgivenessSelf ForgivenessHarry Potter MovieMagic Harry PotterHarry Potter SeriesForgiving OthersHarry Potter InspiringInspirational Harry PotterDumbledore InspirationalHarry Potter BirthdayForgiving People Author:J. K. Rowling
“I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being--forgive me--rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.” MenFactsNextMistakeForgivingIntelligenceMaking MistakesPottersMy MistakesForgive MeI Make MistakesGreat Harry Potter Author:J. K. Rowling
“You never get it right, you people, do you? Either we've got Fudge, pretending everything's lovely while people get murdered right under his nose, or we've got you, chucking the wrong people into jail and trying to pretend you've got 'The Chosen One' working for you!” PeopleTryingLovelyChosenNosesJailPretendingFudgeChosen One Author:J. K. Rowling
“As for the fact that Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle apeared to be going their different ways when they were usually inseparable, these things happened as people got older--Ron and Hermione, Harry reflected sadly, were living proof.” PeopleWayDifferentFactsHappenedProofDifferent WaysInseparableHermioneLiving ProofMalfoyRon And Hermione Author:J. K. Rowling