Best Kraken Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I don't believe in your God. And he sure as hell doesn't believe in me.”

Source: Kronos Rising

“As we look out to sea, a great shadow seems to move under the water. He can see it, says W. - 'Look: the kraken of your idiocy'. Yes, there it is, moving darkly beneath the water.”

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Book:Spurious

Source: Spurious

“It's a guy thing. We like euphemisms. He could just as easily have said doing the nasty, shagging, banging, screwing, humping, baking the potato, boning, boom-boom, four-legged foxtrot, glazing the donut, hitting a home run, launching the meat missile, makin' bacon, opening the gates of Mordor, pelvic pinochle, planting the parsnip, releasing the kraken, rolling in the hay, stuffin' the muffin, or two-ball in the middle pocket..." He trailed off when he noticed their shocked expressions. "Or sex," he added. "He could have just said that." "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend." Layla gave him a withering look. "I can't imagine a woman who would stick around after you took her for a nice dinner and then said, Hey babe, let's go launch the meat missile , or my personal favorite, release the kraken." "I didn't say I used them." Sam loosened his collar. Why was the restaurant so damn hot? "You know them. That's bad enough." Dilip tipped his head to the side. "What's a kraken?" "That's what I'm going to do to Sam's head in about three seconds," Layla said. Sam smirked. "A kraken is an enormous mythical sea monster." "Are we in middle school?" Layla looked around the bare room in mock confusion. "Because I could swear you were just talking about the size of your-”

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Book:The Marriage Game

Source: The Marriage Game

“There can be nothing more frightening in a gigantic monster of many tentacles than intelligence.”

Kraken Sea Monster Hiresha

Book:Dream Storm Sea

Source: Dream Storm Sea

“Power beyond words lurked in the beast’s gaze, a magnetic force that ensnared my vision. I couldn’t tear my eyes away from the creature. Its serpentine tongue crept out, moist and glistening. Circling and circling and circling. I rolled my hips in tune, and an ungloved thumb caressed the sensitive nub. My mouth stretched into a silent scream, covered by a writhing tentacle.”

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Book:The Maid's Secret

Source: The Maid's Secret

“I saw a post the other day, where someone wrote that, when they walk through a library, they touch the spines of all the books they’ve read , as a way of greeting their favorite characters . . . Try that with one of my novels, and you’ll walk away counting your fingers!”

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Author:Max Hawthorne

“-Estoy intentando contactar con un ingeniero muerto en el mundo espiritual... ¡él sabrá decirnos cómo parar esto! -¡Ahórrate el esfuerzo! ¡Vamos a morir TODOS!”

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Book:The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite

Source: The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite

“-Ni siquiera esas lágrimas son reales. -¡Bueno, estas sí! -Entonces es un desastre que no esté Vanya... podría tocar el violín.”

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Book:The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite

Source: The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite

“Be not afraid of whirlpools, of strong winds, and murky waves. Fear the creature that dwells in the darkest depths, the ice-shackled Kraken, that threatens to surface and your soul to keep.”

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Book:Beneath the Surface

Source: Beneath the Surface

“Reading consists of perusing razor-thin slices of perpetuity, wrenched from the heart of a murdered tree, and infused with the dark blood that swirls within the hidden depths of every writer's soul. It is their combined angst - the author's and the tree's - that we partake of when we immerse ourselves in the pages of a book.”

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Author:Max Hawthorne

“Kraken' is a very undisciplined book. That's a gamble. If it doesn't come off, it's disastrous. But there are pleasures, I think, to a meandering lack of discipline that you can't get the other way, and vice versa.”

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Author:China Mieville

“Any moment called NOW is always full of possibles.”

Moments Kraken

Author:China Mieville

“When I was growing up, everybody in charge, my parents and teachers, had all survived the war, and they talked about the war like it was the Kraken - you know, this huge beast that roamed the earth during their formative years.”

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Author:Tom Hanks

“In New Zealand we had this colossal squid, which was discovered just off the shores of New Zealand, between New Zealand and Antarctica back in 2003. It's the biggest squid ever found, and I know that there's things living down in the depths of the ocean that do explain the Kraken - you know, these giant things that people saw back in the day, that could take ships down - and so I know that there's stuff out there, and I like the idea that we haven't solved everything yet.”

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Author:Rhys Darby

“Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!" Su-Chin: That was you.”

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Author:Diablo Cody

“Subby Subby Subby," whispered Goss. "Keep those little bells on your slippers as quiet as you can. Sparklehorse and Starpink have managed to creep out of Apple Palace past all the monkeyfish, but if we're silent as tiny goblins we can surprise them and then all frolic off together in the Meadow of Happy Kites.”

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Author:China Mieville

“The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.”

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Author:Terry Pratchett

“When it comes to religion, we're not two sides of the same coin, and you don't get to put your unreason up on the same shelf with my reason. Your stuff has to go over there, on the shelf with Zeus and Thor and the Kraken, with the stuff that is not evidence-based, stuff that religious people never change their mind about, no matter what happens.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“Leviathan is not the biggest fish; — I have heard of Krakens.”

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Book:Correspondence

Source: Correspondence