“Inspiration is like perspiration. It tends to strike at the most inopportune of times.” InspirationInspirational QuotesSweatPerspirationMax Hawthorne Quotes Author:Max Hawthorne
“There are certain things money can't buy. Chief among these are manners, class, honor and integrity. Oh, and sanity. Let's not forget that one . . .” Money QuotesHonor And IntegrityMax Hawthorne QuotesManners And Class Author:Max Hawthorne
“Sometimes, I’ll craft a scene that’s so poignant; on the last keystroke I’ll raise my hands high overhead and scream “Yes!” at the top of my lungs. I have yet to experience an orgasm so powerful and fulfilling.” Writing AdviceOrgasmsKronos RisingMax Hawthorne QuotesPassion For WritingMemoirs Of A Gym Rat Author:Max Hawthorne
“Very few people know that my wife actually said, "Hold my beer!" to me as she was in labor and getting ready to bear down. I guess she didn't want to spill it... (Note: for the record, she was NOT drinking alcohol at the time, which would've been both insanely funny, and exceptionally irresponsible).” Crazy QuotesPregnancy HumorMax Hawthorne QuotesMax HawthornePregnancy RomanceInsane BehaviorOutrageous Behavior Author:Max Hawthorne
“Is the pen really mightier than the sword? I suppose that depends on how sharp the pen is, and the strength of the warrior wielding it.” Personal QuotesKronos RisingMax Hawthorne QuotesPen Versus SwordPen Vs Sword Author:Max Hawthorne
“Writer's Block: making authors miserable since the Stone Age.” Writing AdviceWriter S BlockPersonal QuotesKronos RisingMax Hawthorne QuotesStone Age Writing Author:Max Hawthorne
“When it comes to overcoming writing hurdles, getting sick is like suffering a review from a critic with an axe to grind; you can't let it get you down!” Writing AdvicePersonal QuotesMax Hawthorne QuotesLiterary CriticsAbout Critics Author:Max Hawthorne
“Reading consists of perusing razor-thin slices of perpetuity, wrenched from the heart of a murdered tree, and infused with the dark blood that swirls within the hidden depths of every writer's soul. It is their combined angst - the author's and the tree's - that we partake of when we immerse ourselves in the pages of a book.” KrakenKronos RisingMax Hawthorne QuotesMax Hawthorne Author:Max Hawthorne