“Peaches found herself wondering if Mary, a tiny brunette with an unprepossessing manner and less than ‘stellar’ work ethics, had to play Where’s Waldo to find Steve’s dick beneath his gigantic waistline.” FunnyCheating SpousePenis SizeOutrageous Behavior Book:Peaches and the Gambler Source: Peaches and the Gambler
“Very few people know that my wife actually said, "Hold my beer!" to me as she was in labor and getting ready to bear down. I guess she didn't want to spill it... (Note: for the record, she was NOT drinking alcohol at the time, which would've been both insanely funny, and exceptionally irresponsible).” Crazy QuotesPregnancy HumorMax Hawthorne QuotesMax HawthornePregnancy RomanceInsane BehaviorOutrageous Behavior Author:Max Hawthorne
“Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon my person?” WaterRainUrinateOutrageous Behavior Book:Horizontal - The Recumbent Adventures of Philias Switchmoat Source: Horizontal - The Recumbent Adventures of Philias Switchmoat