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“Very few people know that my wife actually said, "Hold my beer!" to me as she was in labor and getting ready to bear down. I guess she didn't want to spill it... (Note: for the record, she was NOT drinking alcohol at the time, which would've been both insanely funny, and exceptionally irresponsible).”

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“Those who can write, write. Those who can't, criticize.”

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Book:Kronos Rising

Source: Kronos Rising

“Take a kid fishing. You'll capture their imagination.”

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Book:Kronos Rising

Source: Kronos Rising

“The trouble with competitors' sycophants is they don't know where to put their tongues. Here's a suggestion: Try behind your teeth. With your mouth shut.”

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Book:Kronos Rising

Source: Kronos Rising

“I like big back-stories and I cannot lie.”

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Author:Max Hawthorne

“Hone your writing skills as if they were your finest weapons of war. For in the literary arena, your pen will truly be your sword.”

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“Reading consists of perusing razor-thin slices of perpetuity, wrenched from the heart of a murdered tree, and infused with the dark blood that swirls within the hidden depths of every writer's soul. It is their combined angst - the author's and the tree's - that we partake of when we immerse ourselves in the pages of a book.”

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Author:Max Hawthorne