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“What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

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Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

Dave Barry, known for his witty and satirical style, presents a series of essays that offer a humorous take on everyday situations and societal issues. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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