“Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!” KnowsGivingKidsHateKazoosSomeone You Hate Author:Dana Gould
“You give me a @#$%& kazoo and I'll write you a good song.” GivingWritingSongGive MeKazoos Author:Billy Corgan
“I play a bunch of instruments, like piano, drums, guitar and bass. And the kazoo every now and then. I'm trying to learn how to play the trumpet and the saxophone. That's what I'm learning how to play.” TryingPlayInstrumentsGuitarBunchPianoNow And ThenBassTrumpetsSaxophoneKazoos Author:Mac Miller
“I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.” PeopleGivingPlayIceBirthdayCreamIce CreamBangsOutfitsParlorSundaesKazoos Author:Amy Poehler
“I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.” ThinkingNeedsCommonMusicMouthsAppreciateChocolateChipsCookiesChocolate ChipsChocolate Chip CookiesKazoos Author:Wally Amos
“Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?” PlayDifficultStepsInstrumentsBassStep UpKazoos Author:Dave Mustaine
“What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo” WayInternetComputerNoiseDataDevicesDucksChokeExchangingExactly IsKazoos Book:Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down Source: Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down