“In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.” Quote by Bill Cosby
“But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.” IfsWantLongStudyWhat You Want Author:Bill Cosby
“In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.” LosesBoysNeighborhoodPulseRefereeOld Neighborhood Book:Time Flies Source: Time Flies
“On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.” GivingFirstsStillsYoungActorsWinningWaitingParentAcceptanceSpeechFollowingCreditOscarsYoung ActorsAcceptance Speech Author:Bill Cosby
“I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.” DoorsFrontsGarageFront DoorsFerrari Author:Bill Cosby
“Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.” LooksRunningHouseInterestingStepsPromisePicksRepeatsI Promise Author:Bill Cosby
“You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!” FeelsFacesSidesBottomLipsYour FaceLapSkulls Author:Bill Cosby
“You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.” WinningChanceLightningTicketsLotteryLottery TicketWinning The Lottery Author:Bill Cosby
“This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.” PeopleHappenedOfficeConstitution Author:Bill Cosby
“The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go on forever and ever. They say what they have to say, and that's it. That was my grand dad. Some of the things he said stunned me, but his words were logical. I'll never forget them.” PeopleSaidBeautifulAbilityForgetForeverCuttingGoes OnDadConversationFatsLogicalNever ForgetBeautiful ThingsStunnedOlder People Author:Bill Cosby
“My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.” WayBelieveSaidTroubleLove YouListeningKissingFairsTreatedHugHis LoveGrandpaSay I Love YouDoing Right Author:Bill Cosby