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Quote by Johann Sebastian Bach

“Where there is devotional music, God is always at hand with His gracious presence.”

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Johann Sebastian Bach was a German composer, one of the most prominent figures of the Baroque period. His musical works have had a profound impact on Western music, particularly known for his polyphonic music and fugues. more

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