“I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go.” IfsKidsWantedBornCarLicense Author:Jay Leno
“The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.” KidsCenturyCarThese Days20th CenturyIphone Author:Jay Leno
“If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.” IfsI CanSpaceCarFrontsEatingWindowSomewhere ElseParkingParking Space Author:Jay Leno
“When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.” HandsEasyTalkingCarAppreciateMoney TalksLearn To Appreciate Author:Jay Leno
“Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday” IfsShowsCarDrinkAppreciateEverydayShow BusinessChampagne Author:Jay Leno
“Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. [The Focus] is just as fast and with better fuel economy. It's fun to see supercar technology trickle down to everyday cars.” TodayFunTechnologyEconomyFocusCarPerformancesEverydayGet BetterFuelFerrariTrickle DownFuel Economy Author:Jay Leno
“When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.” GivingSelfHandsCarSelf WorthAccomplishmentSense Of SelfSense Of Accomplishment Author:Jay Leno
“I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.” HomeBlackNumbersWallOnlineThanksgivingFridayFunny ThanksgivingThanksgiving FunnyHurlingBlack Friday Author:Kumail Nanjiani