“I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.”
Quote by Kumail Nanjiani
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Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani is a celebrated stand-up comedian, recognized for his sharp wit and engaging storytelling. Born on February 21, 1978, he has made a substantial impact in the comedy industry with his unique perspective and humor that often reflects his cultural heritage and personal experiences. more
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